Shakespearean Insult Contest!

What is the best Shakespearean insult you can come up with?We are running a contest this week and giving people a chance to win autographed copies of Kill Shakespeare #1 and #2.  Send us (via email, facebook, twitter, or leaving a comment below) your absolute best (or worst) insult and we'll give copies to the best three entrants.Some of Shakey's best:"(Your) brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage." - As You Like It"Come, you are a tedious fool. To the purpose." - Measure for Measure"Were I like thee I'd throw away myself." - Timon of Athens