Thou art a Shakespearean insult!...

Two weeks ago we ran a Shakespearean Insult contest, in which anyone could submit an original Shakespearean-esque insult and the winners would receive signed copies of issues 1 and 2 of the series.  We had a lot of entries via this website, Facebook and Twitter.  After a deliberation amongst our team we were able to settle on the following winners:

If you are one of the winners please email us and give us your mailing address and we will send you the copies ASAP!